A Spanglish blog dedicated to the works, ruminations, and mongrel pyrotechnics of Yago S. Cura, an Argentine-American poet, translator, publisher & futbol cretin. Yago publishes Hinchas de Poesia, an online literary journal, & is the sole proprietor of Hinchas Press.
Monday, December 13, 2010
WEEK THREE POSTCARD FEAT W/ JIM HEAVILY + POEM
FINDINGS FROM SCRATCH
The practice of and popularity of Blindness prompted wild, American Herpitologists
in Vietnam to examine all-female lizards and to conclude that what they were really
looking at were Japanese Ichthyologists.
Only 2.4 percent of "bourgeois males" knew how to build a snail-shell house, but an overwhelming amount of female malacologists could converse about 209 yet-to-be-discovered micromollusks.
Scientists noted that strongly religious American consumers have weaker brand anger than the sight of cooked meat, regardless if that meat were on a spit or exchanged for goat meat.
Blindness accelerates a person's sense of Dogs.
The death of a child causes Slavemaker Ants to enslave the strong.
Australian researchers initiated "rude," "rough," and "mechanical" sex while asleep.
Parthenogenesis was observed in the study's lead author, as that entity proceeded to strip the honeycomb of any meaning and/or male sexual apparatus in the light of day.
Anorexia was correlated with eye damage.
Adolescent girls make the best unplanned scientists.
Overweight women had a higher propensity to use penetrative texts and find Polar bears incapable of eating modern Neanderthals.
Few Egyptian mummies had cancer, or a pen of porpoises.